I bit the bullet. I bought a 3DS.
There I was... standing in the Nintendo aisle at Best Buy... It was Black Friday.
It was my duty as an American. I had to buy it. The bargain was too great. Plus, I could purchase a special edition. I have in my hands a special Legend of Zelda 3DS. It's very, very cool.
I feel a little bit guilty, but it was the first sunlight I had tasted since the release of Skyrim and Saints Row: the Third. I was feeling saucy. I haven't posted in quite a while, but let me tell you that I don't regret this purchase a single bit anymore.
I can play Ocarina of Time while a take a poopoo.
God bless America.